The Perfect Present for the Pissed Off Chef

I actually chuckled when I saw this on sale at the Galleries Lafayette Home Store.

Double Take

I was walking to the Metro the other day and came across this.  

I'm a Berkeley Girl and it made me do a double take.  I was just a tad disappointed that it wasn't on a beater Volvo (the ultimate Berkeley car), but rather on a Chevy Tahoe.  Ah well, I'll take what I can get!

I Laugh Every Time I See This

These little warning signs are posted all over the Metro stations here in Paris.  Some are "enhanced," and this one is my favorite so far.  I just Googled Audrey Jungle and wouldn't you know it, they have a Myspace page.  Can't say I'm a huge fan of their music, but I do like their advertising!

Marché de Noël des Champs Elysées

I'm not the biggest fan of all the hullabaloo that comes with Christmas as I'm a pretty low-key person by nature, but I do love food.  And Paris knows how to showcase food at Christmas time.  Our normal everyday markets are admittedly wonderful all year round, but Christmas time ratchets their wonderfulness up a notch.  We hit the Marché de Noël des Champs Elysées a few weeks ago, and noshed our way through some amazingly good food.  


These guys were hot smoking salmon.

I want one of those contraptions for Christmas.  Seriously.  I'm not kidding.

I'm a sucker for anyone selling Vin Chaud (hot mulled wine), but these two fine gentlemen ended up being my hands down favorites of the night.

Mmmmmmmm.  Cured pork products.

Everything they handed us was delicious.  


Here was our take.

The cheese was a mild goat with fines herbes, the jamon was like butter, the sausage just fatty enough, the olive oil bright and tangy, and we haven't dipped into the aioli they gave us for free yet.  (I don't know why not.)  They let us sample everything, and now after having devoured it all I know for certain we should have bought more.  I will be going back before the market ends the 3rd of January.  And if you're anywhere near here you should too!  All you have to do is find this and you'll know you're at the right place.

Drat.  Now I'm getting hungry.

My Living Room

Just thought everyone might like to see what my living room looks like.

And this is my new chandelier.  Do you think it's too much?

No really, this is my friend's living room ceiling.

And every corner of every room looks like this.  It is AMAZING.

Now this is the most exciting corner of my living room.  

It makes me sad that every other apartment in our building has gorgeous molding and at some point in time our landlord ripped all of ours out.  Sad sad sad!

OK...enough staring at the ceiling.  Off into this beautiful sunny and crisp fall day.  Not a cloud in the sky.

That Much for Shoes?

Just wondering if these people are waiting to actually buy some Christian Louboutin shoes, or if they are just window shoppers.  Personally I can't imagine paying that much for very uncomfortable looking shoes.  However if someday I pass by and there's no line I might just have to take a look inside.  See how the other half live.  The really rich other half with feet that really hurt.

By the way, the French don't say "window shopping," they say "lèche-vitrines," or "window licking."  I like that.

Pasta Carbonara - My Way

(I should point out that this was my second helping.)

This is The Girl's favorite meal.  Ever.  My second child, who has been mostly a vegetarian her entire life, LOVES bacon.  And in the US I was able to buy meat without nitrates or nitrites, so while I know bacon is loaded with heart killing saturated fat, I was glad I wasn't pumping her with known cancer causing additives.  Here in Paris I have been very unlucky in my search for nitrate and nitrite-free meat, and even the Bio (Organic) options here seem to contain nitrates.  I was very excited to find Bio Smoked Pork Belly, only to read the fine print (after I had purchased it) that told me nitrates were used for preservation.  Come on people!  Get rid of this stuff!  Unless I can find bacon without nitrates this will be the last time I make Pasta Carbonara.  Don't tell The Girl, she might cry.

Pasta Carbonara - My Way

1 pound dry spaghetti or linguine 

14 ounces Thick Cut Nitrate Free Bacon, Slab Bacon or Pork Belly

1 tablespoon extra-virgin olive oil

2 cloves garlic, finely chopped

2 large egg yolks

1/4 cup heavy cream

1/2 cup freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano or Grana Padano, plus more for serving

Freshly ground black pepper

1 handful fresh flat-leaf parsley, chopped

Yes, this recipe is heavy on the bacon, plus The Girl likes it crispy, so it's a little bit different from the standard preparation.  But it's her favorite, and I'm a weenie when it comes to making my kids their favorite foods.  (Minus those darn nitrates!)

If you are using sliced bacon, slice it into lardon, or dice if you prefer.  If you are using slab bacon or pork belly, and you plan on hanging around the house for 2 hours prior to dinner, prepare your home to smell like heaven.  Preheat your oven to 200˚ F.  Slice your slab bacon or pork belly into 1/4 inch strips and place on a baking sheet.  Bake for two hours, turning once.  Allow to cool, discard any rind that is too hard, and slice into lardon, or dice.  

In a bowl, combine the egg yolks, heavy cream and cheese.

Heat the olive oil over low heat in a large enough skillet to handle the cooked pasta later.  Add the bacon or precooked slab bacon or pork belly to the skillet and cook until the bacon is crisp and the fat is rendered.  I do this low and slow to get the crispest bacon possible.  Bacon fat is delicious, I know, but I do think you can go overboard.  I usually spoon out most of the rendered fat leaving only about 2 tablespoons.  Do what you like.  

Once the bacon is almost at the level of crispiness you desire, bring a pot of well salted water to a boil, and cook the pasta according to the package instructions.  I suggest checking for the perfect al dente at about 2 minutes before the end of the recommended cooking time.

A minute before the pasta is done toss the chopped garlic in with the bacon, and sauté for just a minute or two to soften.  

Before draining the pasta reserve 1 cup of the pasta water to thin the sauce as needed.  Drain the pasta and add to the skillet, tossing it well with the bacon fat.  Take the pan off the heat and stir in the reserved egg, cream and cheese mixture, tossing everything together.  Add pasta water a few tablespoons at a time until the sauce reaches a nice creamy consistency.  Season the mixture with several turns of freshly ground black pepper and taste for salt.  Mound into warm serving bowls and garnish with chopped parsley. Pass more cheese to those who love it super cheesy.  Try hard not to come back for seconds.